Donald the dunce was told by his school teacher, Mr Leo to write: one plus one equals two , a hundred times.
The next morning Mr Leo asked Donald whether the exercise had helped him remember the answer to the problem.
"No." replied Donald,"I'm still not convinced ". Donald then produced a lump of clay in each hand and stuck the pieces togeher .
"How many did I have to start with ?" Donald asked Mr Leo.
"Two"
"And by adding them together , how many am I left with ?"
"One"replied Mr Leo.
"Exactly!"said Donald the Dunce as Mr Leo proceeded to wear the Dunce's hat.
(adapted from : " A cynic's book of knowledge " Copyright J. Pellas 1990.)
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we who die for you understand there are only two kinds people in the thoses who die for thoses who cry!preying won't save you or your childrens heads but someone who dies will! same ole same ole nothing new!
ReplyDeletep.s. you cowardly asshole i fought 3 wars for you and your kind! so mr pissy ass keep on crying whiel the brave keep you safe from dying!
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